by Bryan Hendrix
(Apologies to Howard Johnson and Theodore Morse (“M-O-T-H-E-R”))
E is for ELECTION that was STOLEN!
X is for X-PREZ but NOT FOR LONG!
O is for OH, LOOK HOW HIGH I’M POLLIN’!
N is for the NOTHING I DID WRONG!
E is for my EVIDENCE, EXTENSIVE!
R’s for I’ll REVEAL it RIGHT AWAY!
A is for ATTORNEYS are EXPENSIVE!
T is for THANK GOD I never pay!
E’s for EVIDENCE is OVERRATED!
D is for DELAY’s the best DEFENSE!
WHAT’S THAT SPELL? It spells EXONERATED!
(But if I’m not, I’ll blame it all on PENCE!)