by Alex Steelsmith

“A German inventor’s unique ultrasound ‘testicle bath’ birth control device for men
took the top prize at the country’s James Dyson Awards.”
—UPI

Spermity-squirmity
testicle ultrasound,
based on a theory that
no one rebuts,

wins over experts on
spermatogenesis,
though it’s opposed by a
couple of nuts.