Poems of the Week

What a Drag

by Chris O’Carroll

“U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene… posted on her Twitter page that she plans to introduce
‘a bill to make it illegal for children to be exposed to Drag Queen performances’…”
Dallas Observer

Some things are just not fit for children’s eyes;
To save them from a pro-gay leftist plot,
We must make sure they never look at guys
Like Jack and Tony in Some Like It Hot.
Dame Edna, Tyler Perry, Milton Berle—
All walk the wigged and padded road to Hell,
And Giuliani dresses like a girl
To groom kids with a skit on SNL.