by JoAnn Early Macken
Gardeners, springtime’s for bloomscrolling!
Crave a home upgrade? Try roomscrolling.
Vintage buffs, take up heirloomscrolling.
Cooks, taste a bit of legumescrolling.
Weavers, insert time for loomscrolling.
Sniff. Need a whiff of perfumescrolling?
Halloween fans, start costumescrolling.
Writers, commence nom de plumescrolling.
Archeologists, dig into tombscrolling.
Fireworks enthusiasts: boomscrolling.
What did you seek before doomscrolling?
Give up on gloom and resume scrolling.