Poems of the Week

Worst-Case Scenoreo

by Alex Steelsmith

“Have (aliens) Overcome Their Savage Past, or Might They Want to Eat Us?”

“Oreo Has a New UFO-Themed Pack to Extend an Olive Branch to Extraterrestrials.”

Jeepery creepery,
alien visitors
might want to eat us, so
plan for the worst.

If you’re confronted by
try to appease them with
Oreos first.