by Alex Steelsmith
“India bourse head was a ‘puppet’ of unnamed yogi…
[A] nameless ‘spiritual guru’ in the Himalayas
was influencing key business decisions
at the country’s largest stock exchange.”
—BBC News
Harumy-scarumy,
India’s stock exchange
might have been subject to
volatile swings
during the tenuous
time when the Master was
animatronically
pulling the strings.