Plans
December’s
Hair: cut. Porsche: wax.
Shoes: shine. Shave. Insofar as
possible, preen up.
May’s
Curl hair. Do nails. Wax
pantyline. Who’s the fairest?
Go for no Pre-Nup.
Richard Kenney‘s most recent book is The One-Strand River (Knopf, 2007). He teaches at the University of Washington, and lives with his family on the Olympic Peninsula.