Dream in Which I Am Issued a Gun 
at a Poetry Conference
What kind of fool, I think, would choose to arm  
 poets at a conference? Very few
 have weapons expertise, and those who do
 are no less likely, even so, to harm
 anyone near them.  Note the devastation
 that William Logan wreaks with a review.
 And have you seen a workshop? One or two
 loaded remarks spark swift retaliation.
Carnage, of course, ensues. Going ballistic
 is easier when firearms are at hand.
 And when the disagreements are artistic,
 the fight is to the death: ask any band.
 We all fall down. As could have been predicted,
 most of the injuries are self-inflicted.
Heartthrob
For you, my dear, I will not bake a cake
or pen a schmaltzy valentine this year.
My heart’s stuck full of pins.  I feel it ache
            for you, my dear.
So, keep it as a bloody souvenir.
I know it will take more than one to slake
your thirst, so ravenous and cavalier.
I do not need it pooling its small lake
of crimson stains or pounding in my ear.
But, if you have a heart, I have a stake
            for you, my dear.
