Bill Got It Up
Bill got it up, he got it up.
It’s nice and firm and strong.
She said he could, oh yes she did.
She knew it all along.
He was so tired, so very tired
and didn’t have the drive.
Bill took a nap, a little nap
that made him come alive.
He’s getting old, he really is.
He’s wrinkled and he’s grey.
But he came through, indeed he did.
He raised it all the way.
And now his wife, his loving wife,
is happy as can be.
Bill got it up, and they enjoy
their jumbo Christmas tree.
Louise Michelle loves to write wacky poetry and flash fiction. Through the years, her work has appeared in various magazines and e-zines.