by Dan Campion

“His Unforced Verbal Fumbles Burden Biden on the Stump”
—The New York Times

“His unforced verbal fumbles burden Biden on the stump,”
A headline numbly rumbles, clumping stumbles in a lump.
Though jumbles of Joe’s bumbles tumble through a news day’s dump,
His mumbles aren’t as dumb as grumbles trumpeted by Trump.