by Chris O’Carroll

“My father picked every single photo in this book, wrote all the captions, including some by hand.”
—Donald Trump, Jr., talking about his father’s coffee-table book Our Journey Together,
which will retail for $74.99 ($229.99 for a signed copy)

These are the shots the author picks.
He’s great at hands-on politics.
Check out the epic price he sticks
You with for all his hand-picked pics.

The words he writes with are the best,
As captions for his photos test-
Ify. Kim, Putin, and the rest
Will read his book and feel caressed.