by Dan Campion

“Virginia Fifth Grader Is Celebrated for Spotting Textbook’s Error”
—The New York Times

A young phenomenologist
Perceived within his book
Two rock types mixed up. Holy schist!
He took a closer look.
Yep, there can’t be a speck of doubt.
His teacher lit some fires,
And now the wrinkle’s ironed out.
All praise to Liam Squires!