by Clyde Always
“A man in Louisville, Kentucky, is facing an assault charge after shooting his roommate
“in the ass” during a fight about eating their last Hot Pocket, officials said.”
“in the ass” during a fight about eating their last Hot Pocket, officials said.”
—CNN
Over a Hot Pocket—that’s why I shot ‘im.
Soon as I’d dunnit, I knew I’d hit bottom.