by Julia Griffin

“Travis Kelce couldn’t help but smile when asked how he felt about Taylor Swift’s
NSFW song ‘Wood’ off of her new album, The Life of a Showgirl“
—E! News

Would you be Taylor’s latest prize?
You would?
Would you feel special when the guys
Post-game began to harmonize
To tuneful lines about her thighs?
You’d feel your manly spirits rise
And seize the chance to advertise
A magic wand of super size—
You would?