Pray Pass the Mustard
Samantha Smythe, upon her knees,
Prayed to God for bread and cheese.
Suddenly there dropped from the sky
A hundred stale loaves of Jewish rye,
Quickly followed, like a rain of rocks,
By a ton of cheddar in earthware crocks.
There lay Samantha, nearly dead,
Her body covered with cheese and bread.
God heard Samantha’s prayer that day,
But answered in His joking way.