When the ballads he chimes are sublime and enticin,’
THAT’S R. Peabo Bryson, NOT Neil deGrasse Tyson.
When planets and moons he’s seen slicin’ and dicin,’
THAT’S Neil deGrasse Tyson, NOT Mike Eric Dyson.
When teachin’ and broadcastin’ gigs he’s spied splicin,’
THAT’S Mike Eric Dyson, NOT Iron Mike Tyson.
When vaccines for rabies his rival’s seen pricin,’
THAT’S Iron Mike Tyson… and NOT Peabo Bryson.
Musician and illustrator James Higgins composes and creates imagery for rhyming alphabets as well as nonsense verse in various forms, including several of his own invention.