Beer’d
You shouldn’t drink your beer too fast—
it’s brewed to be enjoyed,
and session drinkers curb their quaffs
by methods well employed.
I’ve sipped a few myself and found
a secret I’ll share with ‘em:
To keep your intake moderate,
you need a lager rhythm.
Phil Huffy is a reformed lawyer whose hobby of songwriting and performing
has led him to poetry, an enterprise which requires less travel and no tuning.