by Dan Campion
“That’s a sacred number, thirty thousand.”
—President Donald J. Trump, commenting on the Dow-Jones Industrial Average
O beautiful for high-rise skies,
Diplomas (for a fee),
Red MAGA caps and long silk ties,
God showers gold on thee!
America! America!
Don thanks you for your trust!
So, dearest friends: pay dividends
Before his brand goes bust.