Poems of the Week

Beelzepup

by Clyde Always

“‘Fire-breathing demon’ dog Ralphie returned to Niagara shelter”
CNN

Gruffity, ruffity,
Ralphie the puppy-dog
needs a new owner. So,
could it be you?

Warning: this rascal is
hyperexcitable;
needs to be disciplined—
exorcised, too.