Poems of the Week

Bonehead

by Clyde Always

“[A] 14-foot skeleton was shamelessly hijacked in broad daylight
from a front yard in a neighborhood in Austin, Texas.”
Fox News

Sneakily, creakily,
Halloween hijacker
snatches a skeleton
14 feet tall;

someone so brazenly
kleptomaniacal
must have the busiest
closet of all.