Poems of the Week

Book Value

by Chris O’Carroll

“My father picked every single photo in this book, wrote all the captions, including some by hand.”
Donald Trump, Jr., talking about his father’s coffee-table book Our Journey Together,
which will retail for $74.99 ($229.99 for a signed copy)

These are the shots the author picks.
He’s great at hands-on politics.
Check out the epic price he sticks
You with for all his hand-picked pics.

The words he writes with are the best,
As captions for his photos test-
Ify. Kim, Putin, and the rest
Will read his book and feel caressed.