by Steven Kent
“For Ron DeSantis, Overflowing War Chest Obscures the Challenges Ahead”
—The New York Times
He’s got the looks, the wife and kids; he served.
His moves are bold; he’s never, ever swerved.
The faithful cheered him loudly when he spoke
Declaring culture war, attacking “woke.”
With coffers full, he’s ready in the main
To wage a winning ’24 campaign.
He sports a perfect MAGA pedigree;
Too bad nobody likes the SOB.