Poems of the Week

Can’t Buy Me Love

by Steven Kent

“For Ron DeSantis, Overflowing War Chest Obscures the Challenges Ahead”
The New York Times

He’s got the looks, the wife and kids; he served.
His moves are bold; he’s never, ever swerved.
The faithful cheered him loudly when he spoke
Declaring culture war, attacking “woke.”
With coffers full, he’s ready in the main
To wage a winning ’24 campaign.
He sports a perfect MAGA pedigree;
Too bad nobody likes the SOB.