by Alex Steelsmith

“Give Green Her Boots Back… These overtures at progressivism
often comically fold back into the retrograde ideas they claim to eschew.…
[I] would rather them keep their pseudo-progressive piffle to themselves…’”
—Opinion in The Washington Post, on planned changes to M&Ms

Wrigledy-piggledy,
M&M makeovers
snooker consumers, warns
WaPo’s review;

folks at Mars Wrigley are
pseudo-progressively
biting off more than they
claim to eschew.