Poems of the Week

Constitutional Law with Prof. Trump

by Chris O’Carroll

I’ve got your 14th Amendment right here.
I’m taking your birthright away.
Executive orders can do that this year,
Many top legal scholars now say.

I’ll bag one Amendment then hunt down some more
I can fix, if you know what I mean.
I know Kanye loves me, but all’s fair in war—
I’m taking a look at 13.