Poems of the Week

Cry of the Trumpersnatch

by James Hamby

“Covfefe!” cried the Trumpersnatch
In a loud and frabjous tweet;
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack
But couldn’t deal defeat.

“O, cease your nonsense!” wailed the knight,
“Our country’s sick of you!
Compared to you George Bush seems bright!
When will your reign be through?”

The monster chortled and gyred with glee,
Then gave a manxome grin:
“I know you’re sore, but did you see
My yuge electoral win?”

“Nobody cares!” the mome raths cried,
“You are the worst of men!”
But to it all he just replied,
“Make Wonderland great again!!!”