by Nora Jay

“Mother charged with deepfake plot against daughter’s cheerleading rivals …
The cheerleading team expressed sympathy for the families involved.
‘Victory Vipers has always promoted a family environment and we are sorry for all individuals involved,’ gym owners Mark McTague and Kelly Cramer said in a statement.”
—The Guardian

Victory Vipers has always promoted
A family vibe, be it noted and quoted,
And all individual leaders find rest,
Pink pompoms and all, in the family nest.
To boost this environment’s everyone’s aim!—
We count on you all to live up to your name.