by Dan Campion
“Yes, a US Senator Displayed Misspelled Poster During Hegseth Confirmation Hearing”
—Snopes
Oh, sht, Misery’s Senatr
Has spelt it “MILTARY”?
Our military must defer
And redo, yessiree,
They’re signage, so it shal agree
With MAGA poster buoys.
If eny fuel dere disagree,
Beewear hume he annoise.