by Julia Griffin

“Virginia prisoners who used toothbrush to escape caught at pancake restaurant…
John Garza, 37, and Arley Nemo, 43, were quickly caught after being spotted
by members of the public at a Newport News branch of Ihop”
—The Guardian

Re-caught at IHOP in a rush,
Two convicts saw their time increased.
When they’d consumed their pancake feast,
Let’s hope they flossed but did not brush.