by James Tweedie

According to the news I’ve read
Progressives don’t want Joe to run.
It’s not that he seems nearly dead,
But one term’s been enough—he’s done.

Some GOPers think the same
Of Donald, saying, “Please stand down.
We know that you have still got game,
But with your baggage, we’ll all drown!”

Perhaps they’ll both surprise us all
And battle to regain their throne,
Mistaking for their party’s call
The sound of a collective groan.