by Thomas Germana

“In a bizarre Hail Mary to convince MAGA supporters that tariffs are a good thing,
Fox News hosts and pundits flooded the network with claims that Trump’s tariffs
will turn men into real men again.”
—Yahoo News

With tariffs, our men will be more
Red-blooded than ever before!
We’ll wreck our relations
With targeted nations,
But nothing’s as manly as war!