by Iris Herriot
“One woman, an adult actress and model on OnlyFans, said she was a ‘patriot’ after she was
sentenced to 14 days behind bars for a picture showing her buttocks near the Kremlin walls.”
—The Guardian
My patriotic fervor truly dazzles;
I go wherever loyalism calls,
To measure up my breasts against St. Basil’s,
Or air my buttocks near the Kremlin walls.