by Alex Steelsmith

“… New Orleans Saints cornerback Marshon Lattimore was arrested… Lattimore had a loaded handgun, which was later found to be stolen. … At this early stage in the legal process, speculating on where things could develop would be irresponsible at best.”
—MSN

Fumbledy bumbledy,
Marshon D. Lattimore
blundered, but pundits should
show some restraint;

though the reporting’s not
hagiographical,
try to remember the
man is a Saint.