by Alex Steelsmith

“‘I am considering… the honor to go into the position of politics, as the governor of Texas,’
McConaughey said… ‘I would say, as far as running, I’m not until I am. So my decision hasn’t changed
because I’m still not.’”
—USA Today

Loosily-goosily,
Matthew McConaughey
hasn’t said yes, but he
hasn’t refused,

leaving his possible
gubernatorial
rivals a little bit
Dazed and Confused.