by Marshall Begel

“Breast milk-flavored ice cream to be delivered in 9 months”
—New York Daily News

If you’re the type to keep abreast
Of thrilling flavors, we suggest
The ice cream treat that’s all the rage—
Appropriate for any age!

With love pumped into every batch,
We all but guarantee a latch.
Enjoy a dish or blended shake
Just like your mother used to make!