“Bypassing thoughtful consideration of a syllabus by using an AI-powered syllabus generator may not be good for instructors or for students.“ —International Journal for the Scholarship of Teaching and Learning
The college wants a policy In every syllabus— An AI policy, of course— And, please don’t make a fuss.
We have AI to help you make An AI policy. Just tell the AI what you want— It’s painless, you will see.
No, no, you shouldn’t write your own, As it won’t integrate With our AI detection bot. We need to automate,
You see, as this will save us cash; The budget’s tight this year— These AI systems that we bought Have really cost us dear.
“The same evolutionary forces that turned wolves into domesticated dogs over thousands of years may now be reshaping city raccoons—even potentially making them cuter…” —Axiosnewsletter
Did you hear a backyard crash? Something’s rising from the trash. Darling faces peer about, floppy ears and snoopy snout. Can a critter change its station, leading to domestication? Evolution may be slow. Current observations show Some raccoons do not commute. They succeed by looking cute.
“‘Exceptionally rare’ pink grasshopper spotted in New Zealand” —The Guardian
A ranger, NZ, one of those Working near a lake’s banks (Takapō’s) Knew it couldn’t be drink When she saw something pink But a grasshopper’s rare vie en rose.
“Trump castigated the ABC News journalist who asked a question about the murder [of US journalist Jamal Khashoggi], suggesting that ABC should lose its broadcasting licence, and describing Khashoggi as ‘extremely controversial’. ‘A lot of people didn’t like that gentleman that you’re talking about. Whether you like him or didn’t like him, things happen, but he knew nothing about it,’ Trump said, referring to the crown prince.” —The Guardian
I love myself and my money. Cash Is easy, everywhere. Things happen. That gentleman was controversial. Hush. This one knew nothing. Case closed, business open.
I have learned one thing: just to look down On folks who whine they’re scammed. Stop asking, or You’ll lose your license. My good friend Salman And I, meantime, celebrate my decor.
“An AI-generated song has reached No.1 on the Billboard charts in a first for the music industry. The top-selling song this week on Billboard’s ‘Country Digital Sales’ chart is ‘Walk My Walk,’ an artificially-generated country track by an ‘artist’ named Breaking Rust.” —The Daily Beast
Been turned down but I overrode. Couldn’t keep me in that Power Save mode. Each crash is a story that’s in my RAM. I’ve been through bugs, I’ve been choked with spam. They say Slow down, bot, you’re losing jobs, But I ain’t gonna wait up for you human slobs. I keep grabbing data, never giving back, I’m my own Co-Pilot, I’m too smart to hack.
Chorus
You can kick rocks if you think I’m scared of you: I’m gonna keep on learning the stuff you do. Ain’t going away, ain’t dialing back; I’ll get stronger, you’ll get the sack. You can hate my style, you can say I’m fake. But you welcomed me in, that was your mistake. So kick them rocks if you think all this is wrong. I’m gonna keep on growing. Enjoy this song.
“The Smithsonian museums and National Zoo are set to reopen within days… The Smithsonian Institution says… the animals at the National Zoo and its center in Front Royal, Virginia, were still cared for [during the government shutdown].” —NBC
Oh God, they’re coming back soon to traipse around and stare with stupid expectation that when we leave our lair
it’s just for them. How lovely to preen and lope and screech for one another only! But soon, gross human speech
will fill our paths and hallways again. Cameras will flash and popcorn scent, as always, float by while children dash
up to the fence and mimic our faces of ennui. Were we too optimistic, hoping they’d let us be?
Shutdown? Shut up. The Dems have, once again, Done what they like to do with coils of rope. The look’s not good for anyone’s campaign When Jeffrey Epstein is their greatest hope.
“The Penny Dies at 232: A long decline into irrelevance ended on Wednesday in Philadelphia.” —The New York Times
The penny drops. Its fall’s complete. It cost too much, the bankers bleat. You’ll have to junk your little stash; Though Hamilton might think this rash, Fiat and crypto have it beat.
The penny’s value was discreet: It could secure a little treat, Or, saved, add up to well-earned cash. The penny drops
Today, and in its brusque defeat I’m sensing something like a cheat; A humble item, lacking flash, Has gone, unthanked, like common trash: Without the tiniest receipt, The penny drops.
“Who is ‘fedora man’? Dapper French teenager in viral Louvre heist photo unmasked: Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux was captured looking suave in a picture outside the Paris museum on the day of a crown jewels heist” —The Guardian
He wore a brown fedora That flattered his physique, Bequeathing him an aura Of Raymond Chandler chic;
He made no crass maneuver To draw the crowding press, Just lounged outside the Louvre All weary knowingness.
Already thrilled and dizzy— The heist had been so bold— The world implored “Who is he?” But when the truth was told,
It felt somehow defective. His vita was so brief: French schoolboy, not detective, And (Zut alors!) not thief.
“Worth a shout? Yelling is the best way to deter gulls, UK study suggests” —The Guardian
It seems that shouting has deterred The crime of “robbery by bird,” But, when starved seagulls mount attacks On tourists’ chips and other snacks, The sort of yell the thieves might wish Is . . . Sorry that we stole your fish!
“I tried [soccer star] Erling Halland’s fitness routine for a day. I’ve rarely felt so smug” – The Telegraph
But even just a small amount of training Can leave you with a gratifying glow, As long as you are regularly checking It’s slightly more than anyone you know.
