Poems of the Week

Police Advice to Drug Dealers

by Nina Parmenter

An English drug dealer has been caught after posting a photo on social media of his hand
holding his favorite stilton cheese. Police were able to extract his fingerprints from the photograph.

If your business is handfuls of E’s,
jump on board social media, please,
for our case can be built on
a photo of stilton—
hey, hold up your fingers! Say cheese!