by Marshall Begel

“‘We’re all human’: Richard Tice responds to Reform Sheffield candidate accused of praising Nazis”
—Yorkshire Post

(Apologies to George Orwell)

“Blokes of England, lads of Ireland,
chaps of every UK clime,
vote Reform since times are dire and
current laws bring stress and crime!

Though our members sometimes dabble
in sporadic racist speeches
casting blame on foreign rabble
showing up on England’s beaches,

don’t buy into leftist doom (in
case it makes you doubt your brothers).
After all, we’re only human
(some more human, though, than others).”