Poems of the Week

Rude Awakening

by Nora Jay

“Rudy Giuliani appears to sweat hair dye as he makes election claims”
The Telegraph

With posture of bat and malevolent mewl,
Our Rudy’s well known as both vampire and ghoul;
But still it’s a shock (one that can’t be denied)
To find he’s not only Undead but Undyed.