Poems of the Week

Three-Fingered Giuliani

by David Hedges

Some twenty thousand daily
Keeps Rudy quibbling gayly,
Exceeding even Kayleigh.

He loves My Cousin Vinny,
The courtroom scene wherein he
Sinks to ignominy.

He’s better cast as Bonnie,
With Clyde portrayed by Donnie—
Two pawns of Q-Anony.