by Clyde Always

“San Francisco’s mayor blasted for dancing maskless at a crowded club.
She called her critics the ‘fun police.’”
—The Washington Post

Six weeks ago, Miss Breed decreed
that those in indoor spaces
must show their papers at the door
and muzzle-up their faces.

But after letting droplets fly
at Tony! Toni! Toné!
it seems the mayor’s well aware
her ruling was boloney.