By Steve Bremner

“As in previous years, the Perfect Bracket intelligently selects upsets by projecting each
individual matchup from the ground up … Of course, you could also fill out 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 brackets
and guarantee a win in your pool by accounting for every possible outcome…”
—The Washington Post

Hackety brackety
March Madness analysts
Spin calculations till
They—and we?—drop.

Then again, many might
Find the alternative
Bracketologically
Over-the-top.