by Dan Campion

“Attorney breaks down why Trump couldn’t declassify documents by ‘thinking about it’”
—CNN

It’s good a lawyer’s had a turn
At breaking down Don’s claim.
Who’s next? A judge? A potted fern?
All juries find the same:

To merely think a thing is fine,
As long as you refrain
From deeming that there is no line
Between (a) world, (b) brain.