by Dan Campion

“Republicans expressed unease after Trump’s longtime accounting firm
cut its ties with the former president”
—Business Insider

It’s said that figures don’t tell lies,
But Trump’s can’t be relied on.
And since Mazars has cut its ties,
Some GOP eyes widen
That used to close when he would sneer
And trash the laws and boast.
They see, now, CPA-style clear:
Accountant-less, he’s toast.