Poems of the Week

WEEK OF AUGUST 4

I Love Lucy

by Timothy Steele

Such innocence! Our Age of Dread
Would sink poor Lucy in a trice.
Her hair would damn her as a Red
And Ricky would be seized by ICE.

The Game

by Barbara Loots

“‘Dodgy looking’ clip of Trump playing golf in Scotland sparks cheating debate”
The Guardian

“The president has been accused of cheating relentlessly at his favorite pastime…”
The Daily Beast

Where is the prez while democracy dies?
Out on the golf course improving his lies.

His score’s always lower than most other folks’.
He pardons himself quite a number of strokes.

“You’re down in the weeds?” says the prez. “Oh, that’s tough!
My beautiful balls never land in the rough.

“My drive’s in the water? Well, don’t look around—it
Just landed right here in the cup where I found it!

“Birdies and pars! I’m the champ at this sport.
It’s a gimme whenever my putt’s a bit short.

“Rules are for suckers. I play my own game.
If you’re the big loser—well, you take the blame.

“As golf buddies go, I’m the World’s Number One.
I’m always the winner and isn’t that fun?

“I don’t give a f**k if you don’t win a hole.
I’ve already raked in your dues—and your soul.”

Flash in the Panhandle

by Julia Griffin

“Massive lightning bolt from Texas to Missouri breaks record for world’s longest flash
The 515-mile bolt occurred during a 2017 storm and was discovered during a review of satellite data”
The Dallas Morning News

In 2017, a bolt of lightning
Burst over three full states’ expanse of skies.
Then it was voted bothersome and fright’ning,
But eight years on, we’re giving it a prize.
(It took one second till the flash was past,
But we, though also bright, aren’t quite so fast.)

Astonishing Feet

by Alex Steelsmith

“[A] couple tossed a freshly caught bass back into the water—
only to watch a bald eagle swoop down and snatch it…
[T]he raptor made a perfectly timed dive from a nearby perch.”
Fox News

Supery-dupery
eagle agility
can’t be sufficiently
captured in words.

Eagles, according to
ornithological
experts, are certainly
talonted birds.

Russia Did Not Nazi This Coming

by Thomas Germana

“Nazism is making a comeback in the West, according to Russian Foreign Minister
Sergey Lavrov, and Russia is fighting alone against the entire region.”
Newsweek

So Sergey says the West’s beset
By Nazis—what a shame.
I think he hopes we’ll all forget
Who’s partially to blame.

The Pyromaniac’s Progress

by Jerome Betts

“Trump’s distress at wind turbines now holds global, rather than merely golfing, implications.
As president he has banned renewable energy projects from federal lands and signed a spending
bill that kills off tax credits that were fostering a boom in new, clean energy supply.”
The Guardian “Down To Earth” newsletter

A law and climate change denier,
Star of the fossil fuel fans’ choir,
A POTUS who’s a planet-fryer?
Oh, as the flames climb ever higher,
May Mar-a-Lago feel the fire.

Pedestrian’s Best

by Stephen Gold

“Want to seem sexier? Ditch the Lamborghini, buy a hatchback.”
The Times

Men! Don’t buy a Lamborghini,
Girls will think your pecker’s teeny.
Buy a small sedan instead,
That’ll get ‘em into bed!

Uncle Sham Wants You

by Steven Kent

“ICE entices new recruits with patriotism pitch and pledge of $50,000 signing bonuses”
The Guardian

Come sign with ICE; we’ll pay your price,
With bonus for employment.
Our squad’s elite—you’ll rule the street,
You’ll cosplay cops, raid schools and shops.
Tear kids away from moms today
For duty and enjoyment!

Men, sign with ICE, that’s our advice
To patriots in waiting:
Come show your stuff (we like it rough).
We’ll make you feel your manhood’s real—
We always ask you wear a mask
And tough-guy armor plating.

So sign with ICE—we don’t play nice
Or follow legal stricture.
Our budget’s large with Noem in charge;
We’re spreading fear both far and near;
It’s might makes right, it’s black and white,
And that’s our kind of picture!

Pussyfoot Forward

by Nora Jay

I never knew Epstein.
His friends were the Clintons:
We’d show you his file, where they’re listed,
Except it’s too boring,
And Hillary wrote it,
And also it never existed.

Thor’s Travel Tote

by Marshall Begel

“Florida attorney general orders airports to report ‘weather modification’ activities'”
The Hill

The TSA
is here to stay,
but has a different role here.
You will not lose
time changing shoes—
they don’t suspect a sole here.
But, at the gate,
they’ll confiscate
a lightning bolt or Mjölnir.

DivAIne Inspiration

by Kaitlyn Spees

“On any given Sunday, churchgoers settle into pews as a clergy person takes an ancient holy text
and figures out what it has to say about our lives today. But how would worshippers feel if they found out
that sermon was written by Artificial Intelligence?”
NPR

With Sunday fast approaching,
I listened for the Lord—
I prayed, Help write this sermon,
We don’t want our flock bored!

I read some windy Scripture.
I shook with mild despair.
I torched my drafted nothings—
I had not found Him there—

Then opened up my browser.
(I can’t say that I’m proud,
but who says He’s not present
within that whispering cloud?)

Tech It to the Limit (One More Dime)

by Steven Urquhart Bell

“Why does technology create new problems for each one it solves?”
The Guardian

So companies that sell the stuff
That causes all the shite,
Can make a further fortune selling
Stuff to put it right,

And selling stuff to mitigate
The problems that were missed,
And selling further stuff to—
Well, I think you get the gist.

A Stellarator Achievement

by Alex Steelsmith

“The Wendelstein 7-X stellarator in Germany has broken the record for plasma duration in a nuclear fusion reactor.
Fusion reactions were sustained at high performance levels for 43 seconds, which is a major breakthrough…
The Wendelstein 7-X stellarator… smashed a record in… well, atom smashing.
Popular Mechanics

Energy synergy,
fusion technology
flourished for forty-three
seconds, no less.

Is the experiment
world-transformational?
Clearly, at least, it’s a
smashing success.