Australia was open to the champ Until it wasn’t. “Rules are rules,” he’d learn. Served no exemption for a visa stamp To enter, he hit back a sharp return, Restoring deuce not on, but in, the court: A judge decreed that Djokovic must be Let in at once—despite no vax—for sport … If only that were that! With this decree, Advantage went to government, who would Negate the ruling, after quite a lot Of dallying: The champ no longer could Parade the only shots his arms had got— Emphatic aces, backhands, volley jobs, Net-clearing drop shots, overheads, and lobs!
“Venomous snake found lurking in family’s Christmas tree” —CNN
This boomslang had the decency
To slither up the Christmas tree,
Much better than, though somewhat shocking,
Hiding in a Christmas stocking.
The serpent, readily beguiled,
Was caught and taken to the wild;
Presumably, with righteous calm,
It hisses there “O Tannenbaum.”
“The Conservatives have lost the North Shropshire seat they held for nearly 200 years to the Liberal Democrats in a by-election blow to Boris Johnson. Winner Helen Morgan overturned a Tory majority of almost 23,000…” —BBC News
When all the votes were reckoned In Oswestry and Wem
The Tory limped in second, The winner was Lib Dem.
From Durham now to Dover, One question rules the day:
His party over, It’s curtains for BJ?
“‘[Sex and the City] fans, like me, are saddened by the news that Mr. Big dies of a heart attack,”
Dr. Suzanne Steinbaum, a member of Peloton’s health and wellness advisory council and a
preventative cardiologist told the LA Times. “Mr. Big lived what many would call an extravagant
lifestyle… . Riding his Peloton Bike may have even helped delay his cardiac event.” —CNN
When Mr. Big collapsed onscreen,
our shares went in the tank.
Though we’d be sorry to sound mean,
he had himself to thank.
Cocktails, cigars, high risks, big steaks—
the list goes on and on.
Those were his lifestyle-choice mistakes,
and not his Peloton.
I would respectfully suggest,
Jobs willing, that it might be best
To turn on, or at least to try, All iPhone tricks before you die,
As, even with an eSIM card,
To do it later may prove hard.
“Kyoto—A team of scientists at a university in western Japan has developed masks that glow
when exposed to ultraviolet light if they contain traces of the coronavirus,
using antibodies extracted from ostrich eggs.” —Kyodo News
The eggs of these ostriches
Come at a cost which is
Worth it. The virus
Itself is admirous:
It glows! See the photo,
From beaming Kyoto.
