by Geoffrey Basking
“It’s difficult to say why Seuss’s books have gripped us for over six decades.
Green Eggs and Ham is an especially mysterious text, open to multiple interpretations.”
—Jess de Courcy in LitHub
I am Gripped. Gripped I am.
That Gripped-I-Am! That Gripped-I-Am! It’s hard to get that Gripped-I-Am!
Do you get Green Eggs and Ham?
I do not get it, Gripped-I-Am.
I do not get Green Eggs and Ham.
Could you get it in a course?
I could not get it in a course.
I do not recognize its source.
I cannot parse it worth a damn.
I do not get it, Gripped-I-Am.
Could you get it with a gloss?
Could you get it wrapped in floss?
I could not get it with a gloss.
I could not get it wrapped in floss.
I could not get it in a course.
It might as well be made in Morse.
I do not get Green Eggs and Ham.
I do not get it, Gripped-I-Am.
Could you get it with a crow?
Could you get it with Foucault?
Could you get it through Les Mis?
Try it! Try it! Here it is!
I would not, could not with a crow!
I would not, could not with Foucault!
I do not get Green Eggs and Ham!
I do not get it, Gripped-I-Am!
You do not get it, so say you.
Try it with a child of two!
Try it! Try it! Do, do, do!
Wham! I get Green Eggs and Ham!
I get why everyone is gripped!
And I would get it in a crypt!
And I would get it on a flan!
And I would get it with De Man!
And I would get it with the Queen!
And with Lacan! And with Bakhtin!
I understand Green Eggs and Ham!
Thank you, thank you, Gripped-I-Am.